Popular underpants model David Beckham is meeting with
Wolverhampton Wanderers officials to discuss what is believed to be a dream
move for both the former England
Wonderful Wolverhampton
Beckham who has
played for some of the world’s greatest clubs as well as Manchester United is said
to be thrilled to have attracted attention from the West Midlands ninth best
football team, having announced his desire to leave Los Angeles for somewhere
‘more glamorous’.
The possible arrival
in the city of the beckhams has been greeted with great excitement. One local newspaper
hailed it as “the best thing to happen to Wolverhampton since Mick McCarthy
fucked off”, although nobody in Wolverhampton
can actually read.
An unnamed club
official told World of Sports: “Both David and Victoria will naturally be drawn
to the city due to its close proximity to the Merry Hill Shopping Centre which
has a pretty big TK Maxx as well as a new Primark, and there’s free parking. He
added: “and if that’s not enough then Walsall
is just down the road”.
However, one possible
stumbling block to the move is the language barrier which would see the ex-England
captain having to learn the notoriously confusing ‘Yam Yam’ dialect.
Although local
Counsellor Ted Clagnut was quick to dispel any fears the Beckhams may have
towards relocating to the city. He told World of Sports: “Life in Wolverhampton
is not so different to Los Angeles with gun
crime going through the roof and the city being home to some of Britain
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