Jimmy Savile stripped of marathon result following elite athlete abuse allegations

Cigar smoking sex monster Jimmy Savile has been removed from the official result of the 1985 London marathon following accusations that the fundraising kiddy fiddler attempted to molest a number of elite athletes during the race.

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Several of the worlds best marathon runners have made allegations that the sexually deviant scarecrow attempted to ‘interfere’ with them. One athlete even went as far as attributing his high placed finish to being chased by the creepy children’s television presenter for the first three miles of the race.

Another elite athlete explained to World of Sports how he thought he was being wrapped in a foil blanket at the end of the race only to discover he was actually being molested by shell suit clad sex beast Savile who had his repulsive northern nut sack hanging out.

Pervertologists overwhelmingly believe that the sight of all those slightly built runners in their fluorescent pumps and short shorts proved too much of a temptation for the pube averse pervert.

However, Savile’s disqualification is good news for the huge number of fun runners who have seen their race results amended.

Tony Hills, an office supplies manager who finished the 1985 race just outside the top four thousand told World of Sports: “I was contacted out of the blue by the marathon organisers who informed me that I had been promoted by one place following the disqualification of that dirty bastard Jimmy Savile. I was over the moon".

He added: “I know all this paedophile business is awful, but every cloud has a silver lining.”