Chelsea players angered by referee’s use of ‘quite long words’

The Football Association is to investigate allegations made by Chelsea that controversial referee Mark Clattenburg left a number of players angry and confused by using ‘inappropriately language’ that is believed to have included several quite long words.

Visibly upset after being called a 'bum loaf'

Chelsea have made a formal complaint, accusing parks-pitch playboy Mark Clattenburg of using “language beyond the grasp of the average footballer” during Manchester United’s 3-2 win at Stamford Bridge.

It is claimed that Clattenburg wilfully banded about a flourish of five and six letter words that disorientated the Chelsea players, World of Sports has learned.

With the help of a grown up one Chelsea player was able to explain how he had been left baffled after Clattenburg called him a ‘turgid cock-stain’.

 “He used loads of words I don’t understand. At one point I was clearly fouled and he just called me a swindling turd-basket. I don’t even know what a turd-basket is”.

Whilst the Football Association said it would investigate the very serious allegations, one leading sports psychologist told World of Sports: “You have to be careful how you communicate with footballers. If you use words of three syllables or more they will accuse you of disrespecting them. Either that or they’ll throw themselves to the ground like screaming coco-pop deprived toddlers”.

“As I have said many time before footballers are not like me and you, unless you happen to be a lottery winning fuckwit that is”.