John Terry has decided to not appeal against a four game ban
imposed by the Football Association after having found the Chelsea Captain
guilty of being ‘a massive twat’.
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Terry, who is also know
for parking his £100,000 Bentley in spaces reserved for the disabled as well as
having sex with Wayne Bridge’s girlfriend said: “I want to apologise to my team
mates and all the Chelsea fans for only being a massive first class twat.”
“I know they expect worse
from me and I vow to work harder in the future to become the kind of repugnant shit
bag they seem to like at this club.”
An independent
Football Association panel found serial dickhead Terry guilty of being a
massive twat during a game at Loftus
Road on 23 October 2011.
In a statement, the
club added: “We fully support John’s decision to admit being a massive twat.
The club firmly believes that his recent behaviour has fallen below the
standard of morally deprived arseholary expected of John as a Chelsea player, although we recognise that
becoming an implausible racist is a move in the right direction.”
However The British
Society of Twats reacted angrily to the decision calling it an ‘insult’ to genuine
twats.
With Terry due to
miss Chelsea’s next four domestic matches the captains armband is expected to
be handed to air rifle loving greedy shit Ashley Cole.
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