Audley Harrison: “I still have one last defeat left in me”

Despite being knocked out by David Price in the first round of their heavyweight contest on Saturday Audley Harrison is refusing to call time on his boxing career claiming he still has one last heavy defeat in him.

Harrison in full flow

 

The 2011 Strictly Come Dancing lummox’s challenge for Price’s British and Commonwealth titles lasted only 82 seconds, but the former Olympic champion believes he still has all the tools required to get knocked to the canvas like a tonne of bricks inside a wardrobe by either of the Klitschko brothers.

Feather fisted non-fighter Harrison told World of Sports: “Now I’ve perfected my no-punch technique I know I have enough quality to get sparked anyplace and anytime, but what better way to finish my career in boxing than being given a proper skull knackering by a World Champion.”

Harrison whose career peaked somewhere between beating a cruiserweight doorman in 2002 and losing to a part-time taxi driver in 2008 is being urged by some in his own camp to hang up his gloves after a string of world class anesthetizing’s, but the semi-conscious canvas comforter claims to still have the hunger for one more of those trademark ‘lights out’ moments.

If Harrison does decide to continue fighting 2013 could prove to be a busy year as he also plans to publish his highly anticipated autobiography Fifty Shades of Shit.