Bookmaker Paddy Gamble claim grubby sex pests and skiving
builders all across Britain have been giving an ‘astonishing’ amount of backing
to heavyweight Tyson Fury in the race for BBC’s Sports Personality of the Year after
the WBC Intercontinental champion revealed himself to be a fellow bigoted
homophobe.
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Preparations are well under way for Fury's next fight
Fury, whose two fights
this year have been shit began to attract backing from degenerate gamblers and
urine scented outcasts alike after aiming an incomprehensible tirade of
offensive narrow minded tweets at fellow heavyweight David Price which seems to
have appealed to the bookmakers core customers.
A spokesperson for Paddy
Gamble said: “We were sure the punters favourite would be someone nice like
Jess Ennis or that posh sprinter with the leg, but we’d forgotten how popular
illiterate homophobic chavs are with the sort of people who hang around the
bookies all day.”
“I suppose if they
can vote for that cheating turd Ryan Giggs, then a cock-fearing moron like Tyson
Fury should be right up their street.”
The former British
title relinquisher attracted heavy backing after expressing his disgust towards
homosexuals, Liverpudlians, and outdoor toilets. But support fell dramatically
when it was reported in the Racing Post
that Fury is a Gypsy.
One livid punter told
World of Sports: “I put fifty quid on Fury, then I find out he’s a friggin gypo!
I’ll never see that again, like the pikeys who never finished my driveway.”
Fury’s next defence
of his Irish and Intercontinental titles is scheduled to be televised on a Jeremy
Kyle Show special, broadcast live from Weston-Super-Mare .
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