Football Association chairman David Bernstein has described
the opening of its new £105m centre of mediocrity as an ‘historic day’ that is
hoped will see England
remain firmly on the periphery of international success for years to come.
Says it all
The 303-acre site officially
opened by a fully clothed Duchess of Cambridge is the result of substantial
financial investment by the FA aimed at maintaining the gulf in performance
between England and traditionally
more successful countries such as Spain
and Greece .
“This state of the
art facility should produce generation upon generation of England player easily capable of an encouraging 1-1
draw with Nigeria ,”
Bernstein told World of Sports.
“But you don’t just concede
four goals to Germany
by accident. That sort of inept underperformance takes long term planning and
poor execution, so if club England
want to remain the eighth, ninth, or even tenth best team on the world stage we
had to invest now.”
Catering for the
modern footballers every need facilities at St George’s Park include 1 floodlit
pitch, 4 golf courses, stables for 20 horses, tanning salon, several nightclubs,
a custody suit, magistrates court, rifle range, knocking shop, and free Wi-Fi
access.
Former England
manager and 2012 Paralympics ambassador Glenn Hoddle told World of Sports: “I
think it’s a great idea to get all the England players together in a rural
location where they can go about their business uninterrupted, a bit like the gypsies.”
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