Hodgeson hates missing The Big Bang Theory
There have been
reports of trouble within the England
camp with some members of the squad refusing to play if it means missing shows
such as ‘Banged Up Abroad’ or ‘The Hotel Inspector’.
One solution being
put forward by the England
manager is that International matches are played on Tuesday lunchtimes when he
claims there is f*ck all on that footballer like.
The fact that 23
grown sportsmen are unable to programme a simple recording device comes as no
surprise to some. A leading sports psychologist told World of Sports:
“Footballers are not like you and me. The finer workings of a TV remote control
are far beyond their capacity.” She added: “To be honest most of them are
confused by anything with more buttons than a pair of jeans.”
However Hodgeson fears
the situation will only get worse with four of England ’s eight remaining World Cup
qualifiers scheduled to clash with the Friday episode of BBC soap Eastenders.
He told World of
Sports: “Theo Walcott has refused to play on Fridays since Sharon Watts came
back to Albert Square ,
as he reckons it’s only a matter of time before she noshes Phil Mitchell off in
the arches.” He added: “The lad really doesn’t want to miss that.”
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