Saturday 29 September 2012

Mercedes Still Waiting for ‘Right Time’ to Explain Retirement to Confused Schumacher


Mercedes team boss Ross Brawn has said he faces a “difficult decision” over when to tell Formula one fossil Michael Schumacher that it’s probably best that he goes to live in a formula one retirement home.

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Having signed Lewis Hamilton for next season Brawn has been left with the tough task of breaking the bad news to Schumacher, 70, who is said to have become increasingly confused in recent years.

“Michael doesn’t seem to be able to remember even simply instructions such as ‘don’t crash’ anymore, so trying to explain that its time he went to live in a home is going to be a right pain in the ar*e,” Brawn told World of Sports.

But some senior Mercedes figures believe time has run out as Schumacher has apparently noticed a “dark chap” at work this week. Staff at the Brackley based team have been forced to explain to the geriatric German that you can’t say that sort of thing anymore.

Team boss Ross Braun also confirmed that working with Schumacher had become at times ‘bizarre’ and ‘frustrating’. He told World of Sports: “Michael had began to believe he was Michael Knight from cult television show Knight Rider”

Marble misplacing Schumacher was reportedly demanding that Brawn mimic the cars pompous English accent during radio transmissions, something many in the F1 paddock believe would be quite easy for the Mercedes boss.

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