Long Term Fist-Pump Fever sufferer Andy Murray
The outbreak of
outwardly expressed misplaced self-satisfaction is believed to have originated from
Wimbledon’s centre court yesterday afternoon. The first reported instance of
Fist-Pump Fever came when Team GB tennis star Anne Keothavong nearly got past
the first round.
Since then
signs of Fist-Pump Fever have been witness in venues as varied as the Aquatic
Centre, and The Mall, scene of the dramatic finish to the Men’s cycling road
race. However, medical experts are trying to reassure members of the public
that the danger of FPF leading to any medals actually being won remains low.
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