Thursday 26 July 2012

Michael Schumacher Receives 10 Place Grid Penalty Following ‘Fashion Infringement’

Michael Schumacher is to be handed a 10 place grid penalty ahead of this weekend’s Hungarian Grand Prix for breaking strict Formula One fashion regulations.
Unbelievable

German veteran Schumacher, 50, has been handed the penalty after being seen in public wearing three quarter length trousers, slip-on trainers and a shark tooth necklace all at the same time. Mercedes team principle Ross Braun was said to be ‘extremely disappointed’, but whether this was with the penalty or Schumacher’s dress sense was unclear.
F1 supremo and part time Sid Little lookalike Bernie Ecclestone said “For Christ sake, we all try our hardest to make Formula One look cool and then Michael goes out in public looking like he got dressed in the dark.”
Fellow Grand Prix ace Jenson Button added “I know it was his heyday but he can’t keep living in the mid-nineties, even if he is German”.
Schumacher was unavailable for comment because he was busy playing on his Sega Mega Drive.

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