Lets not tell Elton John
The wobbly headed
pavement pounder was said to be “heartbroken”, and “in tears again”, after
being forced to pull out of next Sunday’s marathon after doctor’s confirmed she
has an “old foot”. Medical experts believe the foot, Radcliffe’s left, is “getting
on for nearly 40 years old!” The news signalled the end of Radcliffe’s running
about as the condition is irreversible.
The sad news
triggered an outpouring of grief on a scale last seen following the tragic death
of Princess Diana in the failed Olympic 2012 bid city, Paris, 15 years ago.
When asked
about Radcliffe’s lack of Olympic success one mourner fought back tears to tell
us: “If anyone deserved an Olympic medal it was Paula. I mean, she won all the
big marathons, London, New York, Boston. But she just didn’t seem to be as good
when money wasn’t involved.”
Another sobbing
mourner sporting Radcliffe’s trademark nose plaster
said: “You can keep your Dame Kelly Holmes. I’ll take my Princess Paula any day.”
Despite World
and Commonwealth success, the later years of Radcliffe’s career were plagued by
mistakes such as over training, and forgetting to go to the toilet before the
start of the 2005 London Marathon.
One TV pundit
and Welsh track legend said: “Paula’s greatest quality was her never say die attitude.
She just never knew when to throw the towel in, which was probably sometime
around 2006 if we’re being honest.”
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