Van Persie arriving at Old Trafford earlier today
The Dutch Darren Anderton has signed a four year deal and
could make his debut sometime after Christmas dependent on him not stubbing his
toe on the coffee table or banging his funny bone.
Santa’s favourite football manager Ferguson told World of
Sports: “Michael’s departure last season left a gapping hole in the middle of
the treatment room that not even Anderson could fill, but Robin is the ideal
player to fill that void.”
The move also secures over 20 jobs at United’s state of
the art Owen Hargreaves medical facility which has reportedly spent ‘thousands
of pounds’ over the last three seasons on an orthopaedic chair, a stannah stair
lift and one of those baths with a door on the side so you can just hobble in
and out of it. An investment which many saw as risky, but that now looks like a
shrewd bit of business.
Van
Persie could be unveiled to the Old Trafford fans before the United’s first home
Premier League game against Fulham as long as his mobility scooter arrives in
time.
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