Lewis Hamilton Apparently Triumphs in Hungarian Grand Prix

Lewis Hamilton took his second victory of the 2012 Formula One season at the tight and twisty Hungaroring circuit nearly two weeks ago it has emerged. Unfortunately nobody noticed.

The crowds go wild following Hamilton's victory

Hamilton pulled cautiously away from the lights and proceeded to drive around for what seemed like a lot of laps going just slightly faster than everybody else. During the McLaren ace’s 63 lap lights to flag procession the 2008 World Champion was rumoured to have managed two or maybe three quick laps on the softer compound Pirelli tyres. This ensured that Hamilton moved to fourth in the championship after collecting 25 points for this most forgettable of wins.

A source close to Hamilton told World of Sports that: “We realised that nobody had seen Lewis for a couple of hours but when he returned he had apparently won a Grand Prix. To be honest we had noticed.”

Behind Hamilton, some other stuff was said to have happened including Lotus chatterbox Kimi Raikonen passing Sebastian Vettel and  Roman Grosjean whilst they were both stationary with no wheels on.

There was however some genuine excitement further down the field when 7 times world champion and midlife crisis on wheels Michael Schumacher stalled his Mercedes on the start line after becoming distracted by his mini rubix cube key ring. When the 80’s obsessed German did finally get going he could clearly be heard humming the theme to TV show ‘Knight Rider’ loudly over his race radio, until Team Boss Ross Braun told him to get out of the car.