Eyeball burning QPR outcast Joey Barton’s mental health has
been called into question following the stunning announcement that he is no
longer Joey Barton but actually French footballer Joe Le Barton.
Burger Muncher Punching Joey
Bookish Barton, who
is believed to enjoy the works of Camus, Zola, Hugo and McNab, took to twitter
to announce that he doesn’t know who this Joey Barton is and that he is in fact
Joe Le Barton, a French citizen. Since the shock announcement the French
f*cknut has apparently taken to riding round and round his north London châteaux on a push
bike and answering all questions by shrugging his shoulders.
One friend told World
of Sport: “Joey has been eating a lot of cheese lately.”
Many in the game will see
this as just another desperate attempt by Big Mac loving Barton to get out of his
current 12 match ban, although ‘Joey Le Barton’ is reported to have requested a
transfer to Ligue 1 club Marseille in order to be closer to his family.
However some experts
see this as further evidence that bin case Barton has a multiple personality
disorder. One unnamed sports psychologists told World of Sports: “To my poorly
trained eye it would appear that Joey Barton now has seven distinct
personalities.” He continued: “There's the footballer, the philosopher, the wordsmith,
the Frenchman, The teen beater, the pr*ck, and the tw*t. Oh, and the bell end.
8.”
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