Sinister Scottish Cyborg MurrayBot 3.0
Team GB boffins were left jumping
for joy as MurrayBot 3.0 took a 7-5 7-5 win to set up an all robotic rematch
with 2012 Wimbledon winner iFederer2000. It
was a near flawless display from Britain ’s bionic bat and ball gold
medal hope despite inexplicably crushing a ball boys hand during the first set.
Djokovic made a strong start but
was unable to compete with the superior fire power of the morose machine’s laser canon and 400kph serve.
Following extraordinary
advancements in the humourless humanoid’s central processor, software engineers
now believe that the MurrayBot 3.0 could even develop a personality if given
enough time.
The controversial project
has been plagued by numerous technical issues from the beginning. Recent versions
have suffered repeated fourth set battery failures, whilst the first prototype
MurrayBot, affectionately known as Jaime, proved only good enough for use in
the doubles.
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